a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget
a cannibal with a tragic mary sue past and a guy with social issues who traumatizes himself daily
sparky and his best friend’s mom
gay elves
a ghost and a 15 year old boy
greedy delinquent and bug-eating mangaka
An angsty dhampir who needs to get laid and some blonde chick who wears really inappropriate clothing for her time period.
I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord.
His sack is bigger on the inside.
If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night?
He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.
Think about it.
“Oh look at you, beaming like you’re father christmas!”
“Who says I’m not redbicyclewhenyouweretwelve”
CANON PROVES IT
finding a fanfiction of your rare ship but finding out they got the characters wrong/it’s poorly written
woopsie..
I do believe that this is the single greatest John Barrowman related post that exists in all of the tumblr-verse
casually brings this back
I need this on my blog again.
SOMEONE IN THE LA AREA, A FRIEND OF MINE IS STUCK IN FRONT OF THE LA CONVENTION CENTER
THE LAST BUS JUST LEFT
I AM UNABLE TO HELP
SHE HAS MONEY
ITS DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
CAN SOMEONE PICK HER UP AND GIVE HER A RIDE
PLEASE
IT IS UNSAFE
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of
On my way back from what I was doing all day, I had an idea for something that could only be named ‘the sushi taco’. Where the tortilla is replaced with rice paper, the lettuce is replaced with seaweed, the tomatoes are replaced with roe, the beef/chicken would be replaced with tuna, the salsa and sour cream would be replaced with wasabi and soy sauce, and there’d also be rice in it.
I know, I should stay out of the kitchen.
((I’m not really sure how to put this, so I’m just gonna try to type things out as I think of them.
Today, I got some news about a program that I’ve been trying to get into for the past few months. Starting next Tuesday, I will be enrolled into job corps, which is going to give me the education that I’ve been needing for a few months now. This is going to be a pretty much full-time thing, seeing as I’ll be living on the campus. I’m not sure about how often I’ll be able on a computer. Hopefully, at the very least, I’ll be able to get on during weekends, but idk. I think there’ll be a computer lab, so I MIGHT be able to get on more often, but I’ll have to see. Either way, this means that I will not be able to get on as often as I used to. I’m so sorry! D’: I am going to miss each and every one of my friends who I’ve met on here, but this is something that I have to do to move on with my life! >.< I love you all!))
all restaurants should have wifi
every building should have wifi
every forest should have wifi
every lake should have wifi
the moon should have wifi
why cant humans just have wifi
has science gone too far
┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
oh look free wifi
i don’t know where i am
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
